The FBI Knows Who I Am

The FBI even knows who I am, incredibly enough. A criminal suspect mentioned my name for some bizarre reason. I don’t know why that is.

He thought I was the reason he got arrested. I had nothing to do with it. Maybe it had to do with him making videos where he implied that he had committed one of the most notorious double homicides in the last 10 years. The FBI said they were aware of me!

We don’t care about him.

They said.

Another friend said the FBI was aware of me. I guess she asked them. This is because I ended up being a suspect in this crime. The reason I became a suspect was because I was writing about it all the time.

The reason I was writing about it all the time was because I was doing true crime reporting, and this was the crime that I was focused on. I was talking to all sorts of people in the area. I was also referencing all of the rumors I was hearing.

This ended up meaning that I must have committed the crime to a bunch of retarded people, so they turned me in to the pol…